It's so nice to get home after a day flirting with boys at the beach and finally let out the fart that I'd been holding in all day right into My furniture's willing mouth. Not only does it suck up all the odor, it's more grateful than any non-living furniture ever could be. Since it dedicates its life to the worship of Mine and Yumi's Asses, the way it shows gratitude is by inhaling deeply and cherishing My Gift to it, then being as still as possible so it won't disturb what I'm doing on My phone. If I forget I'm even sitting on something living, then it has done its job. The furniture is t... Show more