Hello eager Ass servants! Want to see what a typical day in the life of a real piece of living furniture looks like? It's not always your Goddess talking down to you, or even paying you much attention at all. In fact, most of the time, the furniture and I are in our own little worlds. I'm singing along to some of my favorite songs, while it's having a spiritual experience in the presence of its Goddess, Me, staring up at Me and breathing Me in with complete reverence. Hehe! Whatever makes it happy, I guess. Although, when you look at My Perfect Ass you can't really blame the piece of furnit... Show more