What a lucky piece of furniture, don't you think? Look at how delicious My Ass looks in these Booty Shorts. And actually they're more like Panties than real Jeans, so the furniture doesn't even have to endure the coarse stitching like it did yesterday. Today is furniture heaven! Hehe!

Don't you wish you could trade places with My living chair? its nose is placed right in front of My Pretty Little Butthole so it can breathe in deep and catch My Scent. That is its job, literally. We make money off of the furniture thanks to people like you, and it allows for the furniture to live the... Show more