After years of dedicated service, today Our furniture gets promoted to a new job. Now it's a chair and a shoe rack! Must be pretty hard keeping those shoes up with a Godesses' Full Ass smothering its face. The furniture loves it though. Just watch how diligently it works to be a perfect piece of furniture even as I ignore it completely with My Full Weight in its face for minutes on end. Watch as it gets lightheaded but rallies as one of its arms drifts down over time but it manages to bring it back up, never once bothering Me with its stupid struggle, never once asking Me to adjust for its ... Show more