It's back to school for the slave as I train it to take My full weight on the sofa. I like to put My Feet up on the slave, so I need it to lie perfectly still as I crush its nose deep into My Asshole. For some reason though, the couch slave was making weird noises and even adjusted itself a couple of times. Why would a piece of furniture adjust itself and make weird noises? Maybe it's old and needs to be thrown out. Anyway, for its first time being My couch, the slave gets a C.