The human chair is a comfortable seat for texting Your boyfriend. The warm breath it emits keeps Your Asshole warm, which feels nice as Your boyfriend turns You on with his sexy messages. A good human chair remains perfectly still until You want to use it, for example if You want its hands to hold Your water bottle, or massage Your Feet. A good human chair never complains, and instead of cowering as You smash Your Perfect Ass on its face, it presents its nose and mouth so that no matter how You sit, or how suddenly, Your Tasty Asshole will always hit its mark. The human chair's mouth natura... Show more