I was feeling a little Gassy before bed tonight, so I decided to give My furniture a little treat before going to rest! What a lucky piece of living furniture, don't you think, to spend all day under My Ass worshipping it, only to get Farted on directly up the nose and in the mouth?

All you furniture hopefuls that dream of being a seat for a Goddess like Me, have you ever thought what you would do if your Goddess Farted directly on you, as if you weren't even there? Because if you think a Goddess should move for your comfort if She's Gassy, then maybe you're not as devoted as you t... Show more