What a lucky piece of furniture.

After proving itself as a good piece of furniture for My Friends, the slave deserves a reward. There is nothing the furniture wants more than to serve beneath Me and fall into subspace for as long as I Allow. For the honor, the slave must become perfectly still and not even one of its breaths must be too loud otherwise I will Scold it and it must remember it is in fact a loser and not My furniture.

The other week the slave brought Me its PS4, since in its past life, if you could call it that, it passed its loser life playing point... Show more