Omg I didn't even order a tiny man with my Uber Eats - what a great surprise, now I'm going to have so much fun playing with my food!! Hahaha are you trying to escape?! That's so cute... Unfortunately for you though, that means I'm going to have to snap your little legs like toothpicks. Lmao, look at you trying to crawl away now... Awww, are you crying?? Here, let me take you on an exciting adventure through my digestive system. I bet you taste even better than the chips that came with my order!!

Omg I didn't even order a tiny man with my Uber Eats - what a great surprise, now I'm going to have so much fun playing with my food!! Hahaha are you trying to escape?! That's so cute... Unfortunately for you though, that means I'm going to have to snap your little legs like toothpicks. Lmao, look at you trying to crawl away now... Awww, are you crying?? Here, let me take you on an exciting adventure through my digestive system. I bet you taste even better than the chips that came with my order!!