So like.... I'm so torn! Do I bring you into the office so I can let all the other hot girls I work with use you too? Orrrr do I just stay working from home so I can fully let rip the nastiest farts whenever I need to? Holy. Fuck. They sound so fucking disgusting in this leather skirt hahaha. Well, you need to be like... a self-cleaning fart seat to be useful. So how about you stick your head up my skirt and like... clean up whatever just happened in there, loser

So like.... I'm so torn! Do I bring you into the office so I can let all the other hot girls I work with use you too? Orrrr do I just stay working from home so I can fully let rip the nastiest farts whenever I need to? Holy. Fuck. They sound so fucking disgusting in this leather skirt hahaha. Well, you need to be like... a self-cleaning fart seat to be useful. So how about you stick your head up my skirt and like... clean up whatever just happened in there, loser