Ok loser, I've had it with you not properly appreciating my gas. It's time for some serious like... reprogramming! Here's the deal... every time you thank me for farting my beautiful gas in your loser face, I'm going to give you a little bit of pleasure - but every time you struggle or gag on my farts, I'm going to hit you in the fucking balls. I'm going to completely rewire you into nothing but a good little ass licking, fart swallowing slave in no time. Now... say "Thank you for training me Goddess Mercy" hehehe