Okay loser, you like farts, right? Well guess what.. Pretty soon you'll NEED my farts. The gas that I blast into your face will be the only thing that you'll get turned on by, and you won't even be able to dream of an orgasm if you don't have your whole face buried up my luscious ass, desperately sucking out whatever "gifts" you might be lucky enough to receive... Start sniffing, fart bitch!