Sooooo I don't know what you thought that being my "boyfriend" would be like... But at least like 99% of it is being on hand 24/7 to suck up my farts whenever I'm feeling gassy hahaha. So you'd better be ok with that. In fact I think we should test it. Here, how about you stick your mouth over my asshole and try sucking up a few farts for me... You need to prove to me that you can really handle it.