Hmm I'm feeling suuuper lazy tonight, so I'm just gonna chill at home and enjoy a relaxed night in with pizza and garlic bread... Guess what that means for you, fart bitch?? Get your face under my ass now and start sniffing up my farts while I watch Netflix!! Ummm, I feel like you're not being very grateful for my gas that I'm so thoughtfully flavouring for you... I picked my favourite toppings so it's basically like you're getting some too! Whatever, loser... It's the closest thing you'll ever get to having dinner with me so you might as well enjoy it!