So I know that it's like your life's dream and everything... but honestly? You don't even deserve to be my fart slave. I think you can just sit there and watch me fart on someone else. Awwww poor little jealous fart slave hahaha. OMG are you crying? Crying because you don't get to shove your face in my ass, and sniff up my farts? What an absolute fucking loser hahahaha. But it's actually so much fun to watch you suffer like this so... just keep crying, bitch. You'll never get my farts.