Ewwwwww look how old and nasty these converse are!! I've seriously had these for like.... sooo many years, but like I can hardly even wear them anymore because they're so fucking grimy and just smell like old foot sweat. So it's time for you to clean them for me! Lick the dirty soles, loser, and make sure you clean up around the top too. You know what... here! I'll rub this gum all over the soles and it'll like... help collect all the dirt and grime, then you can just scrape the gum off with your teeth, and suck the dirt out of it!