God why do my farts always get so wet when I sit on this chair... Like I honestly don't even want to look at what's going on down there hahaha. I'm sitting here all night loser, so you're just going to have to start accepting that all the air you're getting for the rest of tonight is going to be my gas and like... whatever else is down there lmao. It doesn't even matter if you try and hold your breath... or whether you breath through your nose or mouth. You have no other air, loser. So just fucking get used to it hahaha.