Soooo I think the easiest way to make you suck up my farts like you need them to live is... well to kind of make you actually need them to live hahaha. Here get your face under my ass. I'm going to sit here until you're thrashing around and desperately need to breathe and then whenever I need to fart next you get to take a breath! You'd better hope I'm gassy or... oh well, let's find out.