Honestly the crotch of these old stockings get so fucking smelly by the end of a day even when I'm not super gassy. Omgggg that sounded so fucking wet. Stick your face into my sweaty pantyhose and suck the fucking fart out of the fabric, loser Now get back to being my seat. Look on the bright side - there's only like... 7 hours and 55 minutes left for today!