So what do you think of my latex pencil skirt, bitch? I'm absolutely in love with the way it makes my ass look... here, how about I give you a nice close up view! Hahaha, how are you surprised?! Seriously, when am I ever NOT gassy? You know, I think I'll make a perfect latex fart prison for your face... look how airtight that is. I can feel the vacuum suction... Big breaths now bitch, you're going to breathe and re-breathe my noxious fart air if you want to keep breathing at all hahaha.