Obviously the only reason I keep you around is so you can swallow my huge farts while licking my sweaty feet clean. Awww, is it hard to lick all the gym sweat off my soles while I'm blasting clouds of nasty gas into your face?? Hahaha, idgaf how much you struggle, shut the fuck up and fulfil your purpose in life.

Obviously the only reason I keep you around is so you can swallow my huge farts while licking my sweaty feet clean. Awww, is it hard to lick all the gym sweat off my soles while I'm blasting clouds of nasty gas into your face?? Hahaha, idgaf how much you struggle, shut the fuck up and fulfil your purpose in life.