So I noticed that like everyone on Twitter properly appreciates my farts, and I realised how ungrateful this slave bitch is really being. Doesn't he realise how lucky he is to have my farts blasted all over his face, up his nose and down his throat? Doesn't he even appreciate the feel of my gorgeous yoga pants engulfing his entire stupid face? I think it's time he starts showing the proper appreciation for the privilege of being my fart bitch...