Look you're like fun to hang out with and everything, but before we go on any more dates, there's one thing I need to make sure you're going to be ok with. It's ok if you've never eaten ass before, I'm going to help train you to love it. Look, see how good I can make you feel when you lick and kiss my asshole? You don't want me to stop, do you? Now get ready to keep licking, I'm about to fart in your face... and you need to prove you can worship my gas properly.