As first dates go, I think this is going pretty well, don't you? You only have yourself to blame for ordering all that garlic and onion meals. And I saw how you kept staring at my stockings.... so why don't you show my how much you want to taste my nasty gas from them and I'll make sure you feel good too. Do a good job and I promise there'll be more dates like this to come.

As first dates go, I think this is going pretty well, don't you? You only have yourself to blame for ordering all that garlic and onion meals. And I saw how you kept staring at my stockings.... so why don't you show my how much you want to taste my nasty gas from them and I'll make sure you feel good too. Do a good job and I promise there'll be more dates like this to come.