Hmm... I wonder how bad it gets going from bare feet, to my nasty old Converse sneakers, to wedges, to stiletto boots? Well, there's only one way to find out - get on the floor, foot bitch - it's time to serve! I'm about to have sooo much fun gauging how much worse it gets from one tier to the next, aren't you so glad you get to entertain me like this??

Hmm... I wonder how bad it gets going from bare feet, to my nasty old Converse sneakers, to wedges, to stiletto boots? Well, there's only one way to find out - get on the floor, foot bitch - it's time to serve! I'm about to have sooo much fun gauging how much worse it gets from one tier to the next, aren't you so glad you get to entertain me like this??