You think I haven't noticed you staring at my ass in yoga pants all the time?? You're such a disgusting pervy roommate. Waking me up by stumbling in at like 3AM was the last straw... So here is my ass in yoga pants since you're so fucking obsessed! Isn't this what you wanted?? Too bad for you I ate a huge, garlicky omelette this morning so you might as well get used to my nasty, spicy, eggy farts blasting into your face all day LOSER!