Mouth open bitch. I want to feel your tongue on my yoga pants so I know you're ready to take my farts straight down your throat. Hahaha that's a good little fart eating bitch. God what did I eat to make them this gross? Ugh good thing you're here to swallow all this nasty gas for me. Do you like it when I squat over your face like this? It almost feels like I'm taking a dump in your mouth when I push these farts out. Hahaha keep your mouth open bitch, and you'd better hope I only feed you farts...