Life as a Blueberry is AMAZING!

Do you ever wanna get away from everything? No job, no school, no stress, no taxes, no politics, no family judging you. The solution is a small piece of amazing gum. I chewed it and I have never been happier. My stress fell away from me with my humanity. I am a BLUEBERRY! I feel so full and sexy and relieved. I am never going back. Come on over and I will tell you all about it!

Contains Blueberry girl talking about what it feels like to be a berry, lots of waddling and flapping, pleased moaning and gitty happiness, themes or permaberry and d... Show more