Life as a Blueberry is SUCKS! You are round, helpless, you have no definition except you hands/feet/head, you are just a swollen blue mockery of your former self. All from taking one small piece of terrible gum.

I chewed it and I have never been more humiliated. I am so tight and round. I am panicking as my humanity falls away from me. I am a BLUEBERRY! This is a nightmare! They say I am never going back. I wish I hadn't taken that gum

Contains Blueberry girl talking about what it feels like to be a berry, lots of waddling and flapping, whining, begging, helplessness and h... Show more