I am your crazy ex-girlfriend, and I show up at your apartment one night after my shift at Hooters. You are hesitant to open the door because you know I am nothing but drama, but I tell you that I know where your spare key is so you might as well open up. I get your key and open the door, and ask you to invite me in. You roll your eyes but oblige because you never knew how to say no to me. We sit down and talk, and I explain how that I miss you and what we used to have together. Most of all, I miss the sex we used to have. I know we broke up because I am super crazy and jealous over you, bu... Show more