Wake up after the party, I'm still dr**k I have hiccups after % and a lot of gas in my stomach. I emitted dirty air very loudly. Do you hear that rumble? Damn loud and intense!

Do you know I wasn't washed? My armpits have been sweaty for 48 hours! they stink terribly.

GAME PLAYS: When I exhale, belching, I guess what I ate: D