So you've come to me asking for help. You don't understand why every woman you encounter laughs at you. Well, I'll tell you! You're too fucking short! You're a tiny little man, and the only way you can please women is to be their play thing. I tell you that I have just the thing you need, and tell you I'm going to take you out in public and humiliate you, like you deserve to be humiliated. Once we get back to my office, I review all the things I did to you in public, and explain to you that small men like you are destined to be laughed at and humiliated. I tell you that you're coming back... Show more