You've come to take me on a date after various conversations online, but you photo-shopped yourself with a nice full beard in your pictures you sent me, and I'm not having any of your baby faced bullshit when you get to my door.
I wouldn't be seen with you much less go on date with you. You're not a real man, you don't have enough testosterone, and I don't even want to see what you might be packing under your clothes.
I berate and scold you for lying and wasting my time, and show you some examples of awesome beards that make me wet. You could never make me feel anything. You look li... Show more