I'm having my usual nightly gas but I'm terribly constipated making my gas some of the FOULEST it's ever been. It's as if the air has to squeeze it's way around making it pick up extra sulphuric eggy fart smell on the way out making them feel hotter than ever. Laying next to my boyfriend in bed, he makes the mistake of being an asshole on the worst of nights. He literally asked me to rest on the couch or go use the bathroom Incase I shat myself!! Who the fuck does he think he's talking to? I immediately got up and walked to the closet and grabbed a few things, things that bring him nightmares.... Show more