Every time I do abs at the gym it gives me extremely bad gas!!! Especially when my post-workout meal consist of chipotle.. LOTS of beans and rice make my farts hot enough to fry nose hairs. HIS nose hairs. Im having the most terrible gas, I mean it was awful. Bad enough to where I didn't even want to hear or smell them. But thats why I have a slave right? Thats what you slaves are good for? Sucking down my farts into your lungs so I don't have to deal with them. But I was having more than just bad gas.. terrible stomach cramps.. I needed my slave immediately. I headed home to find him layin... Show more