Anxiety always makes me have the worst loudest nastiest farts. Everytime. My friends were about to be there within the hour and the entire house smelled like ass.. I needed some way to mask them.. I thought of just blaming it on my boyfriend.. but being the asshole that he is he would call me out and not take the blame. But I had an idea.. "Hey Baby.. remember that chastity device I keep laying around for punishment when you won't do things for me?" Yeah.. "Well I'm going to need you to do something for me" I snickered as he came into the basement.. "Lay down" .. Ok.. "I need some way of ge... Show more