Ugh, I have a dairy allergy and I ate pizza with extra cheese last night. Big mistake! My tummy has been rumbling and grumbling all day. It's all bloated and I can tell I'm going to let rip any time now. Wanna sniff? Come closer, let me smother you with my perfect ass. Stick your nose right up against my ass hole, brace yourself. Lots of loud farts await!