You are the worst boyfriend EVER. I got some sexy new underwear, I was already to have fun and what do you do? You go out with your friends, get super Silly, stumble home at 4am and on the sofa. Well, I hope you're comfortable on that sofa. I've tied you to it. We could have been using these restraints for sexy stuff but instead, I'bve tied you down and I'm going to punish you. How? By farting in your face until you get the message!