You all know I've been on a bit of a fitness kick for a while. I'm seeing results and it's awesome. My booty looks better than ever. The only problem is, a high protein diet means I'm gassy as hell, and it stinks! But that's good news for you little ass sniffers. Wanna bow down and sniff? Let me smother you with my cheeks!

You all know I've been on a bit of a fitness kick for a while. I'm seeing results and it's awesome. My booty looks better than ever. The only problem is, a high protein diet means I'm gassy as hell, and it stinks! But that's good news for you little ass sniffers. Wanna bow down and sniff? Let me smother you with my cheeks!