I don't know how it happened, but I've finally managed to steal Santa, shrink him, and now I get to eat him and end Christmas forever! All the years I've spent hating Christmas, and now I won't ever have to deal with it again. I've grown to love my hate for it all, but there's truly nothing better than being able to swallow Santa and put an end to it all! He feels so good in my belly.. I love feeling it full of so many hopes and dreams that will never be fulfilled!