We're on a first date for Valentines Day. I showed up a bit late, but I'm super happy to be here. I see you've already started ordering for us. You ask right away if you can have a kiss, and I agree since it's the holiday of love. However, just as I'm about to lean in I feel a sneeze coming.. And they don't stop! I try to continue our date asking about you, but I'm sneezing so often we can barely hold a conversation. It get's so bad I sneeze on you a couple of times without meaning to, my tits fall out, and I even blow the candle out! I thank you for everything, but end up leaving and askin...

We're on a first date for Valentines Day. I showed up a bit late, but I'm super happy to be here. I see you've already started ordering for us. You ask right away if you can have a kiss, and I agree since it's the holiday of love. However, just as I'm about to lean in I feel a sneeze coming.. And they don't stop! I try to continue our date asking about you, but I'm sneezing so often we can barely hold a conversation. It get's so bad I sneeze on you a couple of times without meaning to, my tits fall out, and I even blow the candle out! I thank you for everything, but end up leaving and asking to raincheck because it's too much and too embarrassing.. I guess that kiss will just have to wait!