I'm pregnant and experiencing really bad symptoms. I woke up to finish my unsatisfying dinner, and found a box and a note in front of me. It explains that the box is full of tiny humans, and I should not be alarmed as they are meant to help me through my pregnancy. I let them out and inspect them. I squeeze them between my boobs to see if that'll help with the tenderness. Hmm.. Its actually quite nice. Since nothing else has tasted good, maybe they will? I eat a few of them, and actually love it! I have to stop myself from eating them all in one sitting, so they can help me through the rest...

I'm pregnant and experiencing really bad symptoms. I woke up to finish my unsatisfying dinner, and found a box and a note in front of me. It explains that the box is full of tiny humans, and I should not be alarmed as they are meant to help me through my pregnancy. I let them out and inspect them. I squeeze them between my boobs to see if that'll help with the tenderness. Hmm.. Its actually quite nice. Since nothing else has tasted good, maybe they will? I eat a few of them, and actually love it! I have to stop myself from eating them all in one sitting, so they can help me through the rest of my pregnancy. But boy am I excited thinking about how else I'll use them in the future...