I went to the salon for a mani pedi with my friend the other day, and they were complete assholes. I called my friend to tell her I went back to the salon to sort things out, but I didn't tell her I shrunk them down to use as I pleased. I decided to use them as toe spreaders since my webbed toes don't like regular toe spreaders, and because they deserve to be shoved right in there. A few of them tried to run instead of helping, to which I decided to get rid of them completely by shoving them into my mouth and enjoying the taste of their silence and final usefulness. I finally thanked the he...

I went to the salon for a mani pedi with my friend the other day, and they were complete assholes. I called my friend to tell her I went back to the salon to sort things out, but I didn't tell her I shrunk them down to use as I pleased. I decided to use them as toe spreaders since my webbed toes don't like regular toe spreaders, and because they deserve to be shoved right in there. A few of them tried to run instead of helping, to which I decided to get rid of them completely by shoving them into my mouth and enjoying the taste of their silence and final usefulness. I finally thanked the helpful tinys as I removed them from between my toes, and I placed them back in my bin to make sure no others try to escape.