I normally come home, and being the good boy that you are, you stiff and worship my stinky feet. Something must be wrong with your olfactory glands....You said my feet weren't stinky enough. WHAT? not stinky enough for you? Oh I will give you something stinky! Firs t just one plain fart-STILL NOT STINKY? Well this ought to do it-I trap you in a glass, and all you have to breath is my nasty gassy farts! You asked for it!