Bye bye black pumps, with spiked heels! I love you but its time to go, time for destruction! I walk you thru mud and rocks! Sinking the heels deep into the mud! I can hear the grit scatch your fine leather! I become sad, and cant discard you with the thick heavy mud, caking you! I try to clean you off in the snow, but it seems all I manage to do in turn the snow a muddy white....Off to the dumpster we go...My last view of you, wait to be hauled away with the common garbage...Bye bye pumps! Gonna miss you!