I know you would give your left lung if I actually were to let you lick my ashtray clean, and then you would give the right one, for one chance to inhale my nasty, and ranc second hand smoke. Haha luckily for you, that cant happen, but in lieu of, I'll take your $$$ while you listen to me humilate you, and just imagine what it would be like to eat my butts, and breath my used smoke....