12 minutes 7 seconds

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Third Person (1:200)

(Filmed meticulously to the below script with improv mixed throughout.)

You’re meeting with the step-mother of a girl who’s been bullying your step-daughter in school. Her name is once again Caroline. You two are talking, sitting on a couch in a living room, and it’s clear that she doesn’t care for anything you have to say. You get frustrated and excuse yourself.

While you’re gone, Caroline mysteriously shrinks.

I think a quick scene cut to shrunken Caroline...

12 minutes 7 seconds

Also available on my website!

Third Person (1:200)

(Filmed meticulously to the below script with improv mixed throughout.)

You’re meeting with the step-mother of a girl who’s been bullying your step-daughter in school. Her name is once again Caroline. You two are talking, sitting on a couch in a living room, and it’s clear that she doesn’t care for anything you have to say. You get frustrated and excuse yourself.

While you’re gone, Caroline mysteriously shrinks.

I think a quick scene cut to shrunken Caroline on the couch cushion freaking out and trying to figure out what happened would be good - sounds effects would be great. Suddenly you come walking back in and you’re shocked to see she’s gone. Thinking she left rudely, you decide to sit down not realizing you’re about to sit right on her.

After you sit, you comment on how you’re somewhat relieved she’s gone because you’ve been so gassy today, and you proceed to fart. You can comment on how bad your gas is, how much it stinks, how you’re glad no one is around etc. After a few candid farts on the couch, you lean over to the side to let another rip.

At this point the camera can see a shrunk Caroline stuck right on your butt (I think you could wear jeans or leggings). You fart, but then feel a weird sensation on your butt. As you go to inspect it, you find the tiny woman and pull her off your butt and bring her up to your face.

At first you’re shocked and embarrassed. You apologize, but Caroline is furious. She yells at you, insults you, blames you for her shrinking, and says she’s going to report you. You try to calm her down but she won’t listen. You remember how rude she’s been to you, and how dismissive she was of your concerns of bullying, so your mood changes. You suddenly decide this is the perfect opportunity for revenge, and you shut Caroline up by burping right on her.

You then taunt her, and start to think about ways you could teach her a lesson. Maybe turn her into a q tip, or stick her into your armpit, or drop her into your daughters smelly gym shoes. But you decide because you’ve been so gassy, she’d make an excellent fart filter. She protests and begs but you don’t care.

You take her body and tape it on the inside of your underwear, right over where your butthole would be. You then explain her job as your fart filter; that she needs to muffle your gas with her mouth and that you shouldn’t smell a thing. You really get into telling her how hard this task will be because of how awful your farts are today.

You slide the underwear on and go about your day - cleaning, sitting on the couch watching tv, running errands, etc. Whenever you fart you take the chance to mock her. Asking her how it smells down there, if your farts are too stinky for her, maybe mockingly saying excuse me. You can yell at her for not doing a good job of filtering your fart, and tell her to open her mouth and suck this next one up before farting again (your verbal humiliation in your other fart video was great). At one point your step-daughter calls to check in about the meeting, and you jokingly say that she won’t have to worry about being bullied any more.

Fast forward to a week later, you take the panties off to check in on Caroline. She’s alive but weak and smells awful. She can barely put up a fight. You tell her the good news, that she’s been such a good fart filter you’ve decided to keep her permanently. Not that anyone will miss her anyway. She screams and cries as you slip her back on, and then pull up your pants, letting off one last fart to drive the message home.

Third Person, Farting, Butt, Sound Effects

No nudity

Also available on my website!