You and your girlfriend, Ashton, fell into an internet rabbit hole and ended up on a strange website. You scroll past a section on the website called "mini bigs". Ashton urges you to click on the section. Her excitement kind of catches you off guard a bit. Clicking on the section, you find a large list of strange names with no pictures or descriptions.

"Here, click on that one!" Ashton says excitedly as she climbs into your lap to get a closer look.

You click on a link that says '3cent'. It opens a page with a picture of a small, blue bottle.

"What's '3cent'? Does... Show more