Putting an ad on the internet for new roommates gets a lot of responses. Especially when the rent is priced so cheap. However, there's a catch, they get shrunk when they're in the house because I don't like sharing my space with normal sized people. I comfort them by explaining they can hit a button that returns them to normal when they need to leave. The roommates are shocked when they discover the shrinking is permanent...and the button doesn't actually work.

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