You are a tiny little perv who loves spying on me when I am in the kitchen. You love staring up at My powerful legs. Hoping you don't get caught. But this time, I caught you. I stomp you with My feet till you are dazed and confused, then pick you up. What is this? A tiny man! I take a taste of your small body. You actually taste quite nice. But you will need some seasoning and I'm going to have to bake you for a bit in my oven. This is going to be quite a feast for My friend & Me. You just might be the best thing I have ever tasted!

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